Michele Bachmann's First Day

Here. Too bad the citizens of Minnesota's Sixth Congressional District had to take a leak on the Democratic parade. God's hottest Mama, Michele Bachmann, despite a slump in support in the last month of her campaign, managed to squeak a win as a member of the House of Representatives for that arena. Luckily, she will be part of the minority and will have almost zero chance of enacting any of the antiabortion, anti-minimum-wage and anti-common-sense policies she has threatened to propose in Congress. And, what the hell, she makes great fodder for YouTube! Another sweetener to her taking office: the possibility that her husband, Marcus Bachmann, a counselor who specializes in "un-gaying" homosexuals and leading conferences about the threat of "The Homosexual Agenda", will be caught with his hand in the same call-boy cookie jar as former evangelist, Ted "Meth Man" Haggard. Who do people think will be staffing Michele Bachmann's office?