Mr Michele Bachmann Makes the Strib

Here. And Mrs. Michele Bachmann won, too. This is important -- not just because she understands that if God had wanted men and men to get married, he wouldn't have invented wedding dresses -- but because she has said that she knows that the husband is the one who makes the decisions and guides the wife. So who really got elected was her husband. Mr. Bachmann will be making those important decisions about health care and Social Security and who shouldn't have it and he will tell his wife and she will stand up and say it. And, even better, Mr. Bachmann won't feel emasculated because his wife is called Rep. Bachmann. Many women are getting elected and going away to Washington just to get selfishly fulfilled, and they often leave behind their husbands. Or the husbands get to go along and then get humiliated because they are called something like Mr. Michele Bachmann. Or perhaps he'll get his head cut off in a photo while holding the purse.